pied in the ass

to be owned, as in murtaghed, or perhaps even eragond; or, to be literally fucked in the ass

Sheckelles: "yeah, i stuffed Paul's shot sooo bad the other day"

Brandon: "yeah dude, he was completely pied in the ass"

or

Corey: "i heard Cassidy pied Paul in the ass the other night"
Sheckelles: "i knew those two were fudgepackers"

by brandon sunkel May 24, 2006

Fucking piece of shit

you

you are a fucking piece of shit

by Hyacinth Lit November 5, 2020

side piece

The other woman. Also see Goomad.

My side piece is tight!

by Louie March 15, 2005

humble pie

To be forced to apologize or to admit a fault.

I caught Pierson in another lie, so he has to eat some humble pie.

by tradesman January 27, 2004

lucky pierre

The middle man in a 3-way buttfuck. Also known as the French Sandwich

As the black balls were slapping off his quivering ass, Pierre thought to himself, "you're so Lucky Pierre"

by JTB June 4, 2003

pienis

|pīnis|

a penis, the male sex organ, made out of pie.
available for purchase only at /wild foxes/.

When the man got an erection, his pienis became instantly cooked, turning from dough to crust with a nice juicy filling.

"If you're a man, put a pienis in your pants, if you're a woman, have it for tea with a bit of jam...call 1-800-PIENIS!"

by hazazeltux December 2, 2013

piece of ass

1. a hot woman, dressed in a sexy manner
2. hot chick who is ready for sex

Mmm mmm mmm, look at that sweet piece of ass over there. Like to suck on her teats.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003