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the girl reading this right now
man, that girl is just perfect
perfect by ijustwantanewrug February 4, 2018

slut perfect continuous 

Had Jo only done one of them would have made her slut-perfect, but to have birthed an entire clan of orangutans, and then to make all of them take up the service industry, truly earns her the credit of being slut perfect continuous.

Alkaline Perfect 

The act of getting 0 headshots in a multiplayer match with BR starts. The name was coined after AlkalineProdigy; a Bungie, Halo 3, and all things Xbox, uber-fanboy, went 9-10 during Team BRs on Foundry in Social Team DLC. The fact that he was given a BR, 5 minutes, and a small map, obviously means nothing, because even his oh-so-coveted recon armor could not help him to get even 1 headshot.

Link to game: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/GameStatsHalo3.aspx?gameid=932969512&player=AlkalineProdigy
It's sad to think anyone could get 0 headshots with BR starts. AlkalineProdigy is the only one who could do this, that is why it is called the Alkaline Perfect.
Alkaline Perfect by yabanjin25 January 21, 2009

language perfect 

Homework usually set by language teachers that most people don't give a crap about.
Teacher- Okay students, today's homework is language perfect.

Students- YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!
language perfect by Bobsteroes August 16, 2014

99 percenter 

When you pee and can't get that last 1% out due to:
A) morning erection
B) being in an area where it would be too embarrassing to fart (the fart needed to release that 1%).
C) combination of both.
Often resulting in an embarrassing urine stain on shorts, pee of our, discomfort due to wet genitalia or a combination of above.

Usually causes more net embarrassment than the necessary fart would have caused.
'The bathroom at the shop is next to the hot secretary's desk. Didn't want her to hear me fart so had to pull a 99 percenter. That's why I have that piss spot on my pants...FML!"

Dude Perfect

When your about to cum and the girl get from a distance and you have cum in her mouth from a far
Last night I did a Dude Perfect and missed terribly.
Dude Perfect by Egg uhh December 24, 2020