al pedo

An Argentinean way to say you don't have anything to do. Or when a thing doesn't have a purpose.

Example: estoy al pedo querés venir un rato.

Or: está materia está al pedo, no aprendemos nada

by Solcidf June 28, 2018

NO PEDO

When you love children and express it, without wanting to appear like a pedophile, providing you actually aren't one.

"OMG this kid is too cute, no pedo".

by crrispydurian May 8, 2018

Pixar Pedo

An ugly little man who has sexual needs towards children who watch Pixar movies. He can usually be found peering into their living room windows spying on them. However, there have not been any kidnappings reported. He tries to avoid any confrontation from adults.

Note: he usually wears glasses and his only diet intake is large bottles of Pepsi Max.

Mommy found him! He was looking for us when we were away on the school trip. The Pixar Pedo!

That dude sure is creepy

I shouted at the Pixar Pedo and he scurried off into the night, I’ve never seen that freak since

by Wellington101 November 17, 2018

Emily pedo

This girl I a actually a guy who try's to be your girl freind and acts like a pornstar and sends you nudes. He is on this very website to I got got tricked by him and I was broken

Emily pedo

by The lonely guy June 3, 2019

Mids Peddler

Someone who does or sells mids.

That kid Justin’s a mids peddler.

by Stankycorn April 3, 2019

nice pedo

a pedo who you actually like such as not wanting to run away from them or calling the cops. Meaning you actually want them to fuck you because they are a nice pedo.

bruh i met this pedo online and i actually like him/her i think he/she is a nice pedo

by Big Batty Homo 76 August 10, 2019

Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes

by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019