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Chocolate in the peanut butter 

In the bedroom: Her vagina is the "peanut butter" whereas her anus is the "chocolate". It is fine to get some peanut butter in her chocolate but not the other way around. "Chocolate in the peanut butter" is this unfortunate state.

Usage outside of the bedroom:

Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
"Oh no, I got chocolate in the peanut butter."
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"

Reeses peanut butter fuck 

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter and then fucks a girl in the ass. She then shits over his dick and eats the combination of shit and peanut butter
Dude yesterday was valentines day andni gave the girl a reeses peanut butter fuck

spread it like peanut butter jelly 

v; to distribute a portion of one's pussy output over a large amount of space.
E.g. Youssef likes to spread it like peanut butter jelly. Visualize it!

Do the math fuckin' peanut butter  

figure it out yourself--it's easy, you dope-head ( see also: dtmfpb).
person 1: How much do I owe you?

person 2: Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

Reecie Poo Peanut Butter Cups 

A Non-Quitter, or a stubborn person who last more then a week. These persons cannot win elections.
That one guy quit so they got a Reecie Poo Peanut Butter Cups to replace him

peterpan peanut butter alert 

1. one is said to have a "peterpan peanut butter alert" when HEAVILY under the influense of cannabis (aka marijuana)

2. to "trip balls"
DUDE! im totally having a peterpan peanut butter alert!