Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

figure it out yourself--it's easy, you dope-head ( see also: dtmfpb).

person 1: How much do I owe you?

person 2: Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

by lucy 2 February 2, 2009

Reecie Poo Peanut Butter Cups

A Non-Quitter, or a stubborn person who last more then a week. These persons cannot win elections.

That one guy quit so they got a Reecie Poo Peanut Butter Cups to replace him

by WADEC January 19, 2010

peterpan peanut butter alert

1. one is said to have a "peterpan peanut butter alert" when HEAVILY under the influense of cannabis (aka marijuana)

2. to "trip balls"

DUDE! im totally having a peterpan peanut butter alert!

by Mark Farry May 9, 2008

vaginal peanut butter

Light-brown discharge that smells like peanut butter

Girl 1:"Dude I just got random discharge and it was brown!"
Girl 2:"Thats vaginal peanut butter!"
Girl 1:"Explains why it was a little chunky."

by Peanut_Butter_Discharge September 6, 2016

triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich

The most heinous sexual act. So terrible that your friends can never speak to the girl you gave it to ever again. In addition, they are not allowed to be friends with you for a month. At the end of that month you'll still think it was worth it.

Where's Jim been?
I don't know, I can't be friends with him until August since he gave Jane a triple decker peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Oh my god! That's awful.

by Joe from Cocamo June 28, 2008

The Peanut Butter has been spread

A phrase used by a complete moron in a position of power noting that something has happened and is irreversible. Also that the consequences are inevitable.

During a recent conference call announcing layoffs, Vanessa noted that "the Peanut Butter has been spread". Guess she couldnt think of anything smarter to say. I wonder how she ever got her job.

by youmustmejoking December 9, 2009

toot toot peanut butter

An interjection used to request the forgiveness of another whom you have or soon will inconvenience. (a.k.a. Excuse Me, Pardon Me)

Sally said, "Toot toot Peanut Butter" requesting Sue to step asside as she passed through the narrow hallway.

by BS August 10, 2004