Salmon Pants

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.

Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!

by TV News Chick May 9, 2020

munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.

damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him

by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020

Pants Guac

When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up

I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.

by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022

Flirty-Pants

Someone who flirts a lot with anyone and anything.

Kelly is being a flirty-pants. Flirty with Jane and Ashley at the same time.

by Mreyeball April 18, 2022

Pickle Pants

Pickle pants comes from A Latin origin and is used on a day-to-day basis in Latin families it means when you have an erection in your pants

Person 1: OMG did you see John’s pickle pants today

by Pickle pants May 17, 2021

crabby pants

Being in an irritable, grumpy mood.

"Jeez, who's wearing the crabby pants today?"
"Hey -- cheer up and take off the crabby pants."

by Panamax April 23, 2006

cody no pants

is person that doesnt wear pants and just walks/skates around in his or david jensens boxers. also doesnt stop touching you even when you flip out on him to stop.

thank god cody no pants isnt here

by emily arsenault August 29, 2007