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company manager with big stock options
options + bureaucrat
managers who make decisions to enhance the value of their stock options, not in the best interest of the company or, especially, its opticrap employees.
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managers who make decisions to enhance the value of their stock options, not in the best interest of the company or, especially, its opticrap employees.
Why are the opticrats laying us off when business is good? To bump the profits and sell the place. Pity the fools who buy this place and think it can run with a skeleton staff. I'm otta here.
by Ninfa November 30, 2004
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My friends optibo house is awesome, he can control his stove, windows, garage door, and all his furniture with a remote control.
by Chad Jeanes October 25, 2005
Get the optibo mug.(1) a state in which a person is happy about events that are destroying their lives
(2) a state in which a person is happy about a split in a group, whether it is a group of friends or a group of buisnesses
(2) a state in which a person is happy about a split in a group, whether it is a group of friends or a group of buisnesses
(1) She has developed a sense of optischism ever since she was diagnosed with her fatal illness, saying she is blessed to be suffering.
(2) Even though he had lost two of his best friends, he was filled with optischism over the new opportunities it presented him to make new friends.
(2) Even though he had lost two of his best friends, he was filled with optischism over the new opportunities it presented him to make new friends.
by Josh Dixon July 29, 2008
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Kenneth Lay and Jeffrey Skilling were discussing Enron's current financial position: "If Andrew Fastow get's that optharectomy, he won't have such a crappy outlook on this quarter's financial results."
by John B. Young July 11, 2006
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Kevin: I have Optera metro orders to map
Scott: OH BOY I guess I am going to have to map them
Kevin: Thanks Scott, you should be a district manager
Scott: HEY EVERYONE, I MAPPED AN OPTERA. WHERE IS MY PROMOTION????
Scott: OH BOY I guess I am going to have to map them
Kevin: Thanks Scott, you should be a district manager
Scott: HEY EVERYONE, I MAPPED AN OPTERA. WHERE IS MY PROMOTION????
by The new division manager September 5, 2008
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