Named after the time honored tradition in parker county Texas of deep frying the recently circumcised fore skin of a new born in combination with the 5 secret herbs and spices commonly found in parker county cuisine...
...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
...here's a hint, one is piss soaked dirt dried out in a meth lab...
*Read in Parker county accent* You take yer foreskins and throw'em in yer deep fryers?
“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”
“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
“They have a Jewish center out in Weatherford?”
“Yeah, I heard the even serve up Parker county Calamari!”
“What’s that?”
“Next time there is a bris ask them.”
Or...“You hear about Mr. And Mrs. McGillicutty? They just had a baby boy. They circumcised the little fella and made themselves some Parker county calamari. Mmm mmmm, bitch!”
“Have you heard the new fad going around in Weatherford? Instead of eating placenta people are making parker county calamari!"
by baby belly buttons November 12, 2018
by Crazybittch March 19, 2017
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A county in Maryland. Despite it getting a bad rap by snobs around DC and Baltimore, who have never been here, it is one of the fastest growing counties in the state (along with our neighbors Charles and Calvert County). We are the birthplace of religious freedom in the United States and St. Mary's City had the first coffeehouse in North America. St. Mary's resident Margaret Brent was the first woman to act as an attorney in North America. Home of the stuffed ham. Home of Patuxent River Naval Air Station...where many astronauts got their start. Without St. Mary's, Maryland would never have existed. We have rural areas as well as suburbs. We are a bedroom community for Washington DC for those who don't want to deal with Montgomery, PG, and Howard County's yuppie crap.
Person 1: Oh man, you are from St. Mary's County...aren't you all a bunch of hicks?
Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.
Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.
by hellomeboy March 12, 2009
the most amazing band to ever grace the earth. also the ones who were so rudely denied their rightful place at state (that would be first) because the judges (except for one) decided the competition would be more fun if they were high
by honestbychoice November 09, 2009
by Rex Orange County's DOG February 14, 2022
That guy likes to get Wasco County Faired!
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?
by BitchTitsMcphee August 21, 2010