Jasper ass whooping is when your whole life you have lived in a place where being a total fucking asshole.You run your dickhole thinking you know everything about everything. FINALLY THE BIGGEST BONE CRUSHER THERE.WILL GIVE YOU THE WORST JASPER COUNTY ASSWHOOPING YOU HAVE EVER HAD.EVEN STICKS HIS BIG FOOT UP YOUR CRY BABY PUSSY ASS.
Damn I am getting so fucking tired of this cock suckers big mouth as soon as I get room..He's getting a jasper county asswhooping
by Nick Danger Brother January 6, 2022
Get the jasper county asswhoopingmug. by Abrycpece May 24, 2008
Get the Pistol Grip Countymug. A county in Maryland. Despite it getting a bad rap by snobs around DC and Baltimore, who have never been here, it is one of the fastest growing counties in the state (along with our neighbors Charles and Calvert County). We are the birthplace of religious freedom in the United States and St. Mary's City had the first coffeehouse in North America. St. Mary's resident Margaret Brent was the first woman to act as an attorney in North America. Home of the stuffed ham. Home of Patuxent River Naval Air Station...where many astronauts got their start. Without St. Mary's, Maryland would never have existed. We have rural areas as well as suburbs. We are a bedroom community for Washington DC for those who don't want to deal with Montgomery, PG, and Howard County's yuppie crap.
Person 1: Oh man, you are from St. Mary's County...aren't you all a bunch of hicks?
Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.
Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.
by hellomeboy March 12, 2009
Get the St. Mary's Countymug. the most amazing band to ever grace the earth. also the ones who were so rudely denied their rightful place at state (that would be first) because the judges (except for one) decided the competition would be more fun if they were high
by honestbychoice November 9, 2009
Get the Mercer County Bandmug. by Rex Orange County's DOG February 14, 2022
Get the Rex Orange Countymug. an adjective referring to an individual that has characteristics of the stereotypical Calvert County local.
One who is Calvert County-tastic may for example where something camo out in public at least once or twice a week, own a confederate flag, or shoot, kill, and proceed to eat emu.
by C.C resident (not for long) January 16, 2011
Get the Calvert County-tasticmug. That guy likes to get Wasco County Faired!
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?
by BitchTitsMcphee August 21, 2010
Get the Wasco County Fairmug.