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Dag and Red

Possibly the best football side in the whole of Europe. Won numerous UEFA Champions League trophies, and consistently come first in the top-tier English Premier League, except in 2007 when Manchester United bought Olympic deep-sea diver Christiano Ronaldo. Dag & Red ahve a rich and significant culture, with people such as the Prince of Wales and the Duchess of Cornwall having played for and represented the club. Dag and Red kicks your ass.
Guy 1: I support Chelsea!
Guy 2: I support Man U!
Guy 3: I support Arsenal!
Guy 4: I support Liverpool!
Guy 5: You bunch of tossers. Dag and Red are so good that they can juggle a football with their hands. When they chuck a free throw, they get so much leverage that their feet leave the ground. Tossers.
by ronaldo can go dive in a sea August 29, 2009
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Red-bait

Also known as Reductio ad Stalinum, Reductio ad Marxisum, Reductio ad Chomskynum, Reductio ad Bakunum/Reductio ad Bakuninum, Reductio ad Libertarianum, Reductio ad Leninum, or Red-tag, is a logical fallacy (part of ad hominem) when someone dismiss speaker's argument by accusing them as a leftist
A: You're fascist <=A is deliberately doing reductio ad Hitlerum by accusing B as a fascist
B: STFU you leftist liberal special snowflake <= B is deliberately doing red-bait fallacy by name-calling A as leftist liberal special snowflake
by Sir. B February 16, 2021
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red wiggler

An insect that wiggles into your skin that is red and also creates a red barrow type bump on the arm. Not to be confused with the red wagller. It’s third specious cousin.
by Red Insect Hunter May 23, 2019
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The Red Sparrows

10 or so top cunts that love to fly about or something..? Apparently the leader is gangsta and Brad danced infront of Buckingham Palace with a flamingo costume..
"You heard of the Red Sparrows?"
"yeah they are really sexy"
by bradshouldgobald November 8, 2020
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Red Nibba

A very sexy fish, your lucky to have a fish like red Nibba in your life, it will change it completely. Red Nibba might sometimes die randomly but don’t worry he’s not dead, I think. He is adventurous and caring and likes to go on hurtful walks.
by Branchy441 August 7, 2021
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red screwdriver

A red screw driver is a bargain specialty tool. It's less durable and reliable than commercial grade tools, so it's a top pick for your average consumer.

Corporations will often purchase a single red screw driver to service screwdriving needs of 200+ employees. This makes it frustrating when a single employees misplaces or loses it. It's not uncommon for a red screwdriver to go missing.
Have you seen the red screwdriver? Last time I saw it, Carolyn had it...

Is there really only one red screw driver for everybody in this company?
by Donkel March 27, 2017
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Red Monday

The monday of a long weekend where a work emergency causes you to work that monday instead having a long weekend.
Awww man, the website is crashed and burned, I'm going to have to work since Memorial day just turned into red monday.
by dqb18 May 21, 2014
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