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flower meat

Bitch yo flower meat smells like squalene. Clean that shit
by fritz aber March 15, 2014
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boy flower

A boy flower is a a nicer way of describing a mans penis
"Oh my god , I bet channing Tatums boy flower is sooooo big"
by Thehalffaggot July 24, 2016
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Flower box

The wild, untended garden of an organic female; aka: hippie chick
My flower box smells like Sage and ashwagandha
by Urfriendlyhoodspiderman February 2, 2024
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Timid flower

A timid flower is someone who is shy about the idea of sex, but is very kinky
“Yo I had sex with Lisa last night

“Really? She seems so shy”

Nah man, she’s a timid flower. She’s a wild thing
by Kane.mp4_v1 February 7, 2024
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GIVE HIM HIS FLOWERS

"Did you see how phenomenal that Legend was? I'm just trying to give him his flowers. Damn his performance got my juices flowing."
by xPaRqUeT May 28, 2025
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flower phone case

A flower case is one of those "aesthetic" cases all the indie girls have.
flower phone cases are "so in"
by cake lover 180 November 10, 2020
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Flower Funeral

A funeral held for dead flowers. Usually in a flowerbed side service honoring the sweetness and beauty of the dead flowers. Usually held after cutting or throwing away the dead flowers. Is also often held in a church. The only known Flower Funeral happened on November 18, 2011 when Ed Crankshaft, his daughter Pam Murdoch, and her husband Jeff were attending the funeral of a close friend. A Flower Funeral is not sad. In fact, it is very calming. So, if you want beautiful flowers for all time, hold a Flower Funeral for the ones you lost. Its a sweet thing to do.
Ed: Oh no, all my flower died. How am I going to remember them?

Pam: Why not have a Flower Funeral for them? We could crush them up and bury them.

Jeff: Sure! Lets go to Camp Swampy. I bet Stainy Stainglass would officiate.

Ed: Sure, a Flower Funeral would be nice because I love my garden! Sweet.

Stainy: Yes, I'll help! (he starts praying over the flowers) Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in memory of these beautiful flowers. May they always live in Heaven in beauty. (he makes the cross sign)

Ed: (bursts out crying) Poor flowers. I don't know what to do.

Stainy: Easy, I know you're stressed. But I got the Mary Mud right here. (he starts massaging Ed with the Mary Mud) Remember how good that felt? Its a nice way to end a Flower Funeral.

Jeff: (jumping up and down crying) I need some of that, too. Can I have some?

Stainy: Sure! This is the most important part of a Flower Funeral. You need flowers to stop stressing over flowers. Remember, flowers have power!

Pam: Sure. Its easy. Just remember its a trial but Flower Funerals make you smile! (she kisses Stainy and he rubs her with the Mary Mud)
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
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