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Stoner Den

An area set aside specifically for smoking weed. This area is usually a garage, a bedroom, or living room. It will usually be littered with smoking paraphernalia.
If you're looking to smoke, lets go to the stoner den. We can chief up there without having to be paranoid.
by Captain Shabby October 8, 2014
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a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "
Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.
by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015
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loner stoner

when one of ur eyes is mad more fucked up lookin than the other one after u've somked some weed
"why is ur one eye so fucked up lookin hahaha"
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)
by katiepotatiefool June 2, 2009
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Proud Stoner

A Proud Stoner is the oppisite of a Pot Head because a Proud Stoner gets high cause he/she likes the feeeling a Pot Head gets high because he is addicted and can't give it up. A Proud Stoner starts and stops getting high on his/her on accord.
Alice: So Brittany ever had something you tried to quit but couldn't cause your addicted?
Me: Nope cause everything I start I don't wanna stop if I wanted stop I wouldn't have started and I've never been addicted to anything.
Alice: Stupid Pot Head
Me: No Proud Stoner theres a difference Bitch!
by Proud.Stoner.Bates! December 25, 2011
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Stoner Fucks

A person who can't remember shit, because they are stoned as fuck a majority of the time.
Taco and Rosey are big ass Stoner Fucks.
by Cheese gradders September 25, 2008
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Stoner girl

A girl who doesn't have enough personality so she calls herself a stoner. They usually wear weed and stoner clothing to act the part.
It's just another group of people that try to act differently then fake girls but ends up still being fake.

Most likely the same girls that say "I hang out with guys cause' they don't have drama xD"
>>Get yourself a girl that smokes weed, not one that says they're a stoner.<<
"Lmao! I'm not your average girl. I'm a stoner girl!!!!"
by pseudank August 18, 2017
mugGet the Stoner girlmug.

stoner lighting

The act of running or avoiding the authorities while high on marijuana or a cannabis product.
With the Red Blue flashing down the road, the fled like stoner lightning
by Redman April 26, 2005
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