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Parents

The people that wanted to have sex but didn't want a child and accidentally gave birth to you. They claim that they're "helping you" When they want to torture you becuase you take time and effort. They were the ones who decided to have you!
Kid: " Mom, Do parents care for their children?"
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."
by Mister Doge September 15, 2020
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Parents

people who boss around saying how great they are around you
Dang, my parents keep asking me stuff.
by Spacepro9000 October 4, 2020
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Virgin Parents

Involves two virgins (one male and one female). The male will masturbate into a container, suck it up into a syringe and then inject it into the females womb/vagina to get her pregnant despite the fact that neither of them have ever had intercourse before.
by LordJenal August 9, 2024
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Penguin parent

This is the strict parent, who disciplines their children (or other children) publicly. Although the name may sound confusing, it’s an ironic reference to the the contrasts between how actual penguin mothers are incredibly loving and caring, versus the public disciplinarian.
This parent, in the middle of their children’s game, will charge the field, to yell at a referee, their son, or another kid. This is different from heckling, penguin parents are much more confrontational.
by Big josh boy yuhh May 16, 2023
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parents

something the Maximoff twins don't have
Wanda and Pietro Maximoff dont have parents
by gayweirdo_AshePugh September 2, 2021
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