Mudd Butt

The end result of clenching your butt cheeks together on a turtle head making it's way outside of your ass. This especially happens when you're short on film time and can't take a break to take a giant dump, and always requires wet-wipes to completely wipe yourself clean.

Hi, I'm Doug Demuro and THIS is my Mudd Butt.

by DougDemuro April 12, 2022

itchy butt

go to bed with itchy butt

wake up with smelly finger

: /

Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day

by CORNHOLIO! May 23, 2012

Butt Muppet

Some one being lead around while being anally fisted.

My boss is trying to make a butt muppet out of me

by wilc December 21, 2008

butt whiff

The foul -- yet sometimes pleasant -- odor that emits from the behind of a person who, usually, is unaware of the problem. Take note, though, that this is not akin to a fart, but rather the result of untamed butt-cheeks that contain the remnants of doody, old hairs, weasels and other objects that gain smelly-momemtum with age.

During intercourse: "Cindy, I'm sorry, but doing you from behind is simply unbearable due to your butt whiff"

During observational conversation: "Jim, did you just catch Mary's butt whiff as she walked by? Disgusting!"

by Hamilton P May 27, 2007

beer butt

Diarrhea that normally follows a long night of drinking cheap beer.

I wish I didn't drink all that Pabst last night, the beer butt is killing me.

by Beef Wellington October 5, 2007

Crested Butte

the chillest of all ski towns. people are often very attractive, like to smoke weed and like to ski.

yo lets go chill in Crested Butte man

by skicbchill November 13, 2011

butt cheek

The gluteus maximus; side of the buttocks.

Her shorts were short and you could see the little moons of her butt cheeks.

by cornholio October 18, 2003