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Mustang

A small car built by FoMoCo in the early 60s often mis-characterized as a "muscle car". Originally marketed to teenage drivers not interested in performance, but didn't want to drive their father's land yacht, either. Being the 60s, though, performance tuners such as Carrol Shelby made small cars go fast and so a tiny handful of "High Performance" Mustangs from the 60s do exist. However, even a factory Boss 429 ranks alongside a more common Pontiac GTO of the same year in terms of performance, but cost more than twice as much, and is now so rare that if you see one, it is likely parked behind a rope in a museum. Ford built cars to perform on the track, not the street.

Thanks to its lack of performance, however, it managed to survive the 70s that killed off so many of its muscle car cousins and struggled back to its former glory in the 1980s when 302s were considered big, powerful engines. Thanks to advances in technology and lower performance standards, Mustangs are considered to be the standard bearer of the glory days of Detroit Muscle, spawning other ugly retro-designed cars such as the new Camaro and Challenger.
"That guy's got a '65 Mustang. He must be a real stud!"
"Not really, my mom drove one of those in high school."

"What is that, a 302 in your Mustang? How cute!"
by Uncle Sherm October 15, 2009
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Fu Manchu Mustache

The absolutely faggiest mustache ever invented. 99.9% of people who sport these are redneck gaymen.
I know a gay redneck man named Charles, aka. "Brokeback Charles" who sported a Fu Manchu Mustache, cowboy hat and a pick-up truck. When he wasn't in the oilfield he loved to leer at all the straight married men and children. He gave me the creeps!
by Miguela- December 13, 2009
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Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.
I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!
by TBKowns September 27, 2010
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queermo mustachio

A man(or woman) that has a mustache that goes down past their lips. The mustache is the color of dirt.
Ah ha ha! You're a queermo mustachio! God damn! Your mustache goes for miles!
by MustGoGo November 26, 2005
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Bold Moves Mustang Club of Tulsa

The greatest Mustang Club in Oklahoma if not the World. Home of the Jerbear!

Started in 2006-
Bold Moves Mustang Club is dedicated to giving our members a setting in which they can enjoy the passion that we all share for our beloved Mustang. BMMC is committed to our members and we strive to provide a unique and pleasurable atmosphere where you can make lifelong friends while enjoying a common interest.
Bold Moves Mustang Club of Tulsa
Bmmc Rocks!
by 2006Gt January 23, 2009
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ford mustang svt cobra

A race car built by Ford, usually found in a Chevrolet's rearview mirror
yo i took my corvette z06 and my camaro ss and kicked the shit out of some ford mustang SVT cobra's on the dragstrip today
by MYNAMEIST February 8, 2007
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Mustachi

The plural of 'mustache'. Generally refering to a group of mustached men moving in a group like a herd. Usually refered to as creepy.
Gaggle of mustachi at 4 o'clock.
by chikenwookee December 9, 2009
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