Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 3, 2020

All Cat No Mouse

When you’re bored or having nothing to chase / do.

“I’ve got nothing to do. All cat no mouse.”

by cal w February 6, 2021

Clicking the mouse

Repetitive mundane action with no seemingly worthwhile end result or a job that is lowly, boring, thankless or done on autopilot with one's eyes closed figuratively.

Rather than respected or appreciated for their knowledge, David and Hugo were relegated to the night shift clicking the mouse for 12 hours.

by Milsekr March 28, 2022

shut the fuck up lil mosey

someone telling lil mosey to shut up

Lil mosey: hi
Some dude: Shut the fuck up Lil Mosey

by eesrlmfao January 17, 2022

mouse

A little rodent that runs around and craps everywhere. Chased by cats. Like rats, only smaller, and not as ugly.

Callie chased the mouse so she could feed it to her cat. The rest of thee clique watched in boredom

by theeclique September 14, 2003

mouse patato

A slacker who sits around looking at porn all day on the computer. Similar to couch patato.

Ted sat around all day being a mouse patato till his wang had blisters.

by slick550 October 24, 2007