New Mexico monsoon

When you urinate into a girls cupped hands and she then throws said urine into your face.

I tried to give her a New Mexico monsoon, but I was bladder shy.

by AustNilo July 31, 2019

tuning in moscow

playing with your girlfriends nipples.

"dude she was stacked, after a few beers I was, "tuning in moscow" and she let me,,

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

Sex in Moscow

A bomb ass drink! Like a Moscow mule and Sex on the Beach but together.

I’m a complicated ass bitch and asked the bartender to make me something fruity but like a Moscow mule so she gave me “Sex in Moscow”.

by Sexinmoscow June 10, 2022

eggplant of Missouri

The act of intercourse where after ejaculating inside someone you pull out and put pawpaw jam on your penis and your partner licks/sucks it off.

I gave her the ‘Eggplant of Missouri’ last night. She said it was the best she ever had.

by ang3lb0y October 9, 2023

gangster of missouri

Hidden in the corner of nemo, borderlands of iowa, and missouri lives a man; to some maybe a legend, local stallion and the "gangster of missouri"

Don't ask what makes logan lemaster the gangster of missouri.

by Lionheartgypsysoul August 2, 2024

Rock port, Missouri

Rock port, Missouri is a great little town that is proud of its sports and for the most part great people

Wow!! I want to live in rock port, Missouri

by Broski_-_-_-_69 June 19, 2017

Conway, Missouri

A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.

The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.

The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.

Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.

"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"

by Damanjan June 21, 2017