Moisturebate

When you stick your dick in the tube hole of a moisturizer and use it to beat off. Then you give it to your sister as a christmas present and tell her it was made with love.

''So Johnny, what did you get your sister for christmas?''
''I mader her a moisturebate.''
''OH YOU SICK SON OF A--''

by Det var en gång en fågel April 19, 2016

moistry

an exceedingly moist version of history

wow i'm sure looking forward to moistry today

by lolmeercatz June 6, 2016

Moishopping

Engaging in extreme impulse shopping.

Mike: what you upto this weekend?

Jade: going moishopping!

by cmes99 August 21, 2016

Moist

A word that can mean multiple things, from anger, love, and more.

"Stop being so moist man, you're being an asshole."

"I like her lots, she's the most moist girl I've ever seen"

by Ximen February 13, 2017

Moist

Yet another slang word (most likely created by millenialls) to emphasize coolness, awesomeness, legitimacy, etc.

How was the movie, dude?

Oh, it was moist af, bro! You gotta see it!

Moist!

by Boris Longbottom February 15, 2017

Moist sock

When sombody ejaculates into a sock.

My mom found my moist sock behind my bed!

by Urban_Retard May 29, 2017

Moist

One of ethan dolan's pet peeves.He hated the word the most .Hearing that word make him cringe so hard till he had tits sweat

Girl#1 in 4ou tour: "ETHAN! MOIST!"
Ethan dolan:*throws up milk and gross shit*

by Agirlmentallydatingthedolans August 14, 2017