Mobile Gamers

Peasants who are more poor than than console peasants
Self Proclaimed gamers who share their so called montages on Instagram with a huge watermark and effects which gives epilepsy to others.
Usually Shits about why they Don't need to buy a Console/PC.
Not actually REAL gamers.
Doesn't know about others games than PUBG MOBILE , FREE FIRE or CALL OF DUTY MOBILE
Certified Virgins

Boy 1 : Have you tried playing PUBG MOBILE ?
Boy 2 : Ewww , thats that game sucks and only so called MOBILE GAMERS play it

Virgin mobile gamer : Can you please check my Instagram gaming page, i upload PUBG MOBILE montages ?
Chad PC gamer : Get out of my sight , you unworthy MOBILE GAMER

by Shihiro Taiyo January 30, 2021

weiner mobile

the erection of a mans penis

The weiner mobile took a ride on the chocolate freeway!

by bex rach bam November 14, 2004

T-Mobile Sidekick II

What I'm on right now, the phatest phone not yet on the market, the sidekick 1 was a huge success, n this phone I love it, mayb later wen I give a fuk about this website ill make a real definition

Yo breezy, check out my new phone/pda

by Justin August 29, 2004

mobile shithouse

a Vehicle which is similar to a Larder or a Skoda. Doesnt do 0 - 60, does 0 - 26 and gets faster downhill

taxi driver : (talking on radio)
Customer : Shut up and drive your mobile shit house

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

mobile relations

social or personnel connections or dealings between or among individuals or groups via the mobile phone

People identify with the notion of relating to different groups of like-minded individuals via the mobile phone, it the ideal tool to uphold and develop these mobile relations taking the notion of social exchanges into a new dimension.

by bliou March 7, 2007

mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.

'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.

by hard but not January 11, 2009

Mobilise the Troops

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone

Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house

by thestudog October 3, 2008