metro sexual

a person who isnt gay, but dresses like they are gay....south park

"It's cool the be a metrosexual. You know act gay, but you aren't really gay."

by bitch November 8, 2003

metro sexual

a guy who dresses gay(ex... wears makeup and nice clothes...) but is definately NOT gay.

david desrosiers
He is a metro.

by Homeslice February 24, 2004

give-a-shit-o-meter

When you're not bothered about something

That totally didn't register on my give-a-shit-o-meter

by LondonThis August 22, 2011

metro thug

Any 2003 graduate of Ralston High School

I heard all those fools at Ralston are a bunch of metro thugz

by CaptainPIMP December 17, 2003

RETRO.METRO

An urban slickster who is metrosexual by a grooming appearance standard, yet dresses in a toned down, vintage style.

Kyle always sported that retro-metro look that made you think he didn't try, but the ladies certainly didn't think so.

by Gianni Stecchino August 21, 2005

metro sexual

a straight man that appears gay because he is well groomed: uses product in his hair, never wears sandals without having a pedicure, and makes sure his socks match his posh clothing. smells good too

a straight guy that has the queer eye

by calicarol December 7, 2003

bi-metro

somebody who is both bi and metro. usually male, and has as an active interest in swimming.

"hey man, did you go swimming?"

"NO! Im not bi-metro"

by fertree September 13, 2006