McDonald's Raise

Receiving the least satisfying or bare minimum version of something you wanted, like asking for a raise at McDonald's and only getting ten cents.

Me: So did you get those clothes you wanted for Christmas?
Friend: Nope, I just got socks.
Me: Oh so your mom just gave you a McDonald's Raise?
Friend: Pretty much.

by PinkieInTheStinky January 17, 2022

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Get the McDonald's Raisemug.

eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.

Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad

by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018

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Get the eating a mcdonaldmug.

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There is no Young McDonald in Ba Sing Se.

by udontknowmeidontknowu February 12, 2021

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Get the Young McDonaldmug.

McDonald gross

A McDonald gross is when you get all you can out of a car deal even if it means burying used cars. For example bump a trade 3 grand over average book or take a set of wheels and don’t credit used cars.

“He’s so upside down I can’t get him done. Someone must have McDonald grossed him”

by Justafan January 14, 2019

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