Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

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angus mcdonald

Angus McDonald, says 'ting' a lot and sucks at kangaroo culling extended responses. He is great at sport and water skiing. Works too much and spends the equivalent on money. Often forgets to add a thermometer to Chemistry methods. He is very cool to touch.

Ferreria: "If you want a good laugh look at this method."
"Oh is that Angus McDonald's?"

by oneearringgang April 4, 2019

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McDonald’s

A trash fast food restaurant that has every food problem in the world, but people still like it.

???: “McDonald’s is the WORST! My brother got salmonella from eating a grilled chicken sandwich there!”

Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”

by Loaf_Of_Breading... June 8, 2019

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McDonald’s Drunk

A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”

Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?

Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk

by That bitch Bryleigh June 4, 2018

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