Pete Matthew

A gay mysterious creature found in deep in the Himalayas that enjoys committing sexual conduct with young children. Known to be extremely aggressive and have been recently endangered, and there is only one left in existence. It has been rumored to be seen lurking in the hallways of the I.A M.

Julfikar: Hello what is your name!
Pete Matthew: Can i rape you, no homo tho?
JUlfikar: Hell nah
Pete Matthew: PLease, just let me get jiggy with you.

by IaM_Geyrl October 18, 2018

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Matthew Stulp

An all around amazing guy who is trustworthy, smart, athletic, sexy, tall, and muscular :)) Matts are usually easy to take too and and can make you laugh when the time is right. They usually are strong headed and fight for whats right... They never take crap from nobody!! So basically they are what makes the world go round!!

A: Omg, have you met that new kid Matthew Stulp?!?!
B: Yeah hes sssooo cool, cute, and most of all FUNNY!!
A: Doesn't he look super sporty?!?!
B:Omg he is amazing!!

by Sophia Fiscella September 4, 2011

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matthew e

a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.

Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!

by erdlev October 8, 2008

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matthew walker

matthew walker is a short form for a bitch in a can and people can buy matthew walker on amazon or ebay

jenny: hey i just baught a matthew walker today
john: omfg a bitch in a can, can i have it
jenny: NO BECAUSE IM A BITCH IN A CAN NOW!!!!11

by gftg July 6, 2016

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Matthew

matthew is the type of nigga to be gay and have a small peen while being extremely tall and and likes to play clash of clans. Matthew is also the type of guy to be friends with cruz

Oh shit its Matthew. RUN

by ayeayeayeeeeeeee June 6, 2019

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