Your Mother

The person that can't get enough of my cock

Your mother stroked my genetals last night

by Wanglechild December 13, 2020

Mother Sophie

Mother Sophie is the best name anyone could have. Mother Sophies are rare but if you come across one... you are lucky! All Mother Sophies are caring and friendly and love reading books... lots of books. Mother Sophies are usually happy, but can get heated when it comes to defending her friends or loyal subjects. It is said that Mother Sophie is so cool, some day the Kardashians will fall to her godly powers.

Muireann :Is that Mother Sophie?
Ruva:Yeah,she’s so nice

Lola:She’s my friend

Muireann:Woah so cool
Kanyinsola:I know right.

by Waffa/Raphoños May 12, 2021

Mother Hen

When a man in a crotchless gimpsuit squats on another man's face

Alans face got all covered in balls when Steven treated him to a mother Hen

by Eonypony July 20, 2023

Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.

Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother

by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022

gnarly mother

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.

Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."

by The Darb June 6, 2009

mother pecker

1) A mother pecker is a man who fucks his mother like a mother fucker. Unlike "mother fucker," which means a man who fucks his mother in any style, a mother pecker fucks her from behind in doggy style or licks her anus from behind.
2) Like "mother fucker," it also just insults someone to be blamed.

1. John: "Did you know Tom fucked his mom Pamela from behind so many time?"
Mike: "What?! He is indeed a mother pecker!"
2. "You, mother pecker!"

by yorosan November 23, 2022

Mother Puss

An 8 tentacled creature with a face of a cat. She hibernates from August till June and then in june releases the starbucks pink drink from her puss. She eats her children to survive and will have a second coming in september. BE READY!!!!!

Dude did you see the mother puss milking

by MotherPuss999 July 28, 2023