Live Loser

An 8-16yo who are a pain in the ass all over the internet, especially Xbox live, where they continue to think they rule everything, everywhere. Also known as Trollers, these idiots continue on their tyrannous so called "Reign of the Internet" posting on such sites as Very Demotivational and Fail Blog. We should wipe these pathetic beings from our planet and make the world a better place.

Live Loser: "OMG the other day i was playing halo reach when all of a sudden my mum came in and told me to get a life"

Normal Person: Dude, you are such a Live Loser

by Toil3tBomba395 August 7, 2011

bloggest loser

1. To consistantly write a blog that prople neither reads nor cares about.
2. To write a blog documenting your weight loss experience. (see above definition)
3. A person who thinks they are or will be cool or famous for being a blogger.

Dude, do you really think people read that stuff?" "Is your pen-name "bloggest loser"?"

by 420San November 23, 2010

Loser Matinée

A loser matinée occurs when one cannot find anyone to go see a particular movie with them. If you are going to see it by yourself anyway, might as well save a few dollars by seeing a matinée.

Loser #1: I couldn't find anyone to see 'Baby's Day Out' with me, so I just went to a loser matinée."

Loser #2: "Shit, so did I. We should have just gone together."

Loser #1: "Fag."

by NiceGuyJon May 5, 2010

That's So Loser

An exclamation or expression of dislike, objection or frustration targeted towards a specific circumstance, object, event, person, or pretty much anything else that is particularly unfortunate or negative for whatever reason.

Person A: Allison can't come to the mall today because her mom wants her to stay at home.
Person B: That's so loser!

Person A: Did you notice that Kim wore the same exact dress as you to the party?
Person B: That's so loser!

Person A: Sorry I didn't call you back last night. My phone died.
Person B: That's so loser!

by Monica Landy September 26, 2008

Loser Face

1. Describing a loved one when being annoying in a cute way.

2. Also used by little chikdren as insults

Stop tickeling me you Loser Face!

by Ilcapo April 9, 2015

Loserism

The ability to be a loser

Man, Ede sure can't get a Hawkmoon, his loserism is heavily on display

by shelbss.w September 2, 2015

miscreant loser

One who displays actions of a loser and impresses an everlasting miscreant embodiment. The epitome of a loser.

That guy dresses like a bum, drives like a nut, and is an asshole, making him a miscreant loser.

by johnyh October 12, 2015