Lesbian-Baldy

A bald lesbian.

"That lesbian is bald!"
"Yeah, she's such a Lesbian-Baldy."

by GirMissesHisCupcake August 23, 2009

lesbian seagal

A lesbian that looks like the "D" list actor Steven Seagal.

X: "Holy Shit! Is that Steven Seagal?"
Y: "No dumb ass, that's a bull dyke lesbian dressed like a biker- a lesbian seagal."

by Kraut Stain April 24, 2010

Lesbian Emergency

Lesbian Emergency refers to a time when you need a lesbian and one just cant be found. Can also refer to running low on lesbian supplies. Occassionally mistaken for 'happy anniversary' which has caused many relationship problems.

'Hunn, we have a lesbian emergency."
'Lesbian emergency! Lesbian emergency!'

by Overheard at random November 7, 2012

lesbian dick

Zack Kerr's penis.

Ashton, stop being such a fucking lesbian dick!

by CarlSagan420 May 2, 2016

Lesbian gratitude cookies

In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.

McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.

by The Girl Shepherd June 1, 2018

lesbian drama

Drama, but lesbian drama. Often way, WAY more intense, akward, complicated and vicious than normal girl drama;everyone in a local lesbian social network has probably talked to eachother atleast once.

dude: “wait. so your ex left you for becky, then becky cheated on her with casey, then becky kissed you to spite your ex and casey dated your ex to spite becky??”

chick: “dont even TRY to wrap your head around it:it’s lesbian drama. this situation is CHILD’S PLAY compared to when susie moved in last year and wrecked up our neat pairing system!”

by emubirb June 9, 2018

lesbian knife fight

Two lesbians scissoring while on their periods

My girlfriend and I had a lesbian knife fight last night- it was epic

by {ACR} August 21, 2018