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A Facebook user desperate for the little hit of a 'like' on his post.
Dave is constantly flooding pics of his crappy car on the Facebook group page. He needs the Likes. He's such a Thumb Junky.
by Bob Sweat February 20, 2018
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Junkie Whore

1.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, providing there is a vague possibility of gaining access to an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

2.) A person, usually female, who indiscriminately participates in any type of sexual perversion, anytime, anywhere, with anyone, while under the influence of an intoxicating, or psychoactive substance.

They are impulsive and self-serving sociopaths, liars, and thieves, who generally are not smart enough to successfully manipulate anyone using charm or wit, so they mortgage the orifices of their bodies in an attempt to divert the payment of debt using traditional means.

Regardless of their selfish nature, they are often too drunk, high, clumsy, stupid, lazy, and weak to be capable of harming anyone in any substantial or meaningful way, but they still can’t be trusted to be left alone around drugs, valuables, or teenage boys.
I hope Jason is not still seeing that junkie whore from the Metallica concert.
by Líákuieka Jävértt December 16, 2021
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Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.
"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
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Whispering Junkie

An addict who is really lowkey about it.
Yo dud you hear about Jeff? I had no idea he was a whispering junkie
by Zaddyzaza April 29, 2023
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Brighthouse junkies

New generation of the infamous Argoths. They resonate in front of bright house in Stirling, one shop along from the original location. A bunch of young wanna be goths that think they’re edgy, but are in fact wains that most actual argoths hate. Blasting heavy screamo music that they only listen to within the group, while catcalling poor passer by’s. When they eventually get sick of their day to day routine they move to “Eccie falls” or “Chernobyl”.
Example one:
“Let’s walk on the opposite side of the road to avoid the brighthouse junkies”

Example two:
“Are the argoths out?”

“Nah the brighthouse junkies”
by Skit-Italy-ees July 10, 2018
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Junky Munky

A junky monkey is a kid high on prime.
The kid became a junky munky after he saw that the prime was on discount.
by DiddlyDeez September 30, 2023
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Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

"Something-something delusional incest cult" ~ Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Hym "You see now why both rapist and fat cock genocide are perfectly justifible right?"
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
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