A person who jerks off to sommer ray about 11 times a week and also has a small penis. He also has dry ass lips
by yuungsaucee January 15, 2019
Get the Juniormug. (SHSJ)- Typically a male with medium to long hair and a thin , patchy mustache. Goons to hentai and insta reels. LIVES on his computer. Will message first but begins growing distant after you message back.
He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.
His “humor” includes:
young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him
He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.
Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”
HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.
Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
He WILL ask why you like why you do, when you ask him to clarify he send back “why you like, why you do”. NEVER attempt to make a joke outside his “humor”.
His “humor” includes:
young children/infants get injured in various ways.
Women sitting on cake
Sexual jokes-especially to people younger than him
He spends his days scrolling Instagram, finding young women to DM. If said women continue to DM him outside his designated Instagram IM time.
Be warned, if you try to open up to him about on going harassment from men of whom are significantly older, he WILL tell you-
“You’re not being harassed, you’re just uncomfortable.”
HE IS DANGEROUS. DO NOT ENGAGE.
Theodore, come home the kids miss you.
There are currently ELEVEN Stretch Harmstrong Junior’s in the world. ZERO of which use shampoo :(. OnlY FOURTEEN can co-exist at a time. Abraham LINCOLN was a SHSJ, especially when he visited HAGERSTOWN.
by Str8OuttaChiraq June 29, 2025
Get the Stretch Harmstrong Juniormug. by CHILLBOIIIIII March 29, 2017
Get the skeet juniormug. A now populated phrase used by TikToker ChefPierce in a video captioned ‘Bringing my Caucasian friend to an African party’, and is now all over TikTok
“What’s that famous sound on TikTok again?” -TikTok User #1
“What does it sound like?” - TikToker- #2
“It sounds like a group of guys saying ‘Go Junior’!”- TikToker #2
“What does it sound like?” - TikToker- #2
“It sounds like a group of guys saying ‘Go Junior’!”- TikToker #2
by en3m13s2luvrss February 23, 2024
Get the Go Juniormug. Lip to lip contact with someone named junior for 10 or more seconds. That’s how you correctly kiss a junior.
by 3ergstju October 4, 2021
Get the kiss a juniormug. Captain Kenney! The water is pouring in everywhere and rabid rats are devouring the crew. Can we abandon ship? It’s the only intelligent action.
Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.
Full speed ahead. I am not about to cancel the juniors.
by gnostic3 December 29, 2021
Get the cancel the juniorsmug. Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.
Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.
Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.
by gnostic3 August 6, 2022
Get the junior hockey gamemug.