July 23

Make out with you girlfriend day. Guys, girls, and non binaries, go and kiss your girlfriend today

Girl 1: B, my bf just made out with me, he typically doesnt!
Girl 2: Thats because its July 23

by MortilaCormilla July 18, 2022

July 14th

itsyourfavgoat finally got all the colors right
(@ itsyourfavgoat on tik tok)

ur mom: hey, what day is it today?
papi chulo: what do you mean?! today’s July 14th! when @itsyourfavgoat got all the colors right!

by anonymous July 15, 2021

July 31

The smartest kids, to the dumbest. To the best kids!

“Whens your birthday?”

“July 31”

“Is that why you were smart then dumb?”

by Idkska January 19, 2022

july 24th

july 24th is national ask out ur crush day.

ASK THEM OUT ON JULY 24TH ALREADY U PUSSY🤭🤭

by ootem6900 June 23, 2022

July 3

National Suck Another Dick Nigga Day

Hey its July 3 you know that means its National Suck Another Dick day lets kiss

by IamTheRealJesus999 July 2, 2023

July 24th

national titty pic day

hey joe u hear it’s july 24th?

by ham23916 July 24, 2022

July 11th

The day your partner sends you nude photos and soapy pics

On July 11th me and my girl got freaky!

by Ruton7807 July 11, 2021