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juan carlos

the best and most pretty boyfriend ever <333
juan carlos is so hot omg mommy ^_^
by iloveuziandmybf November 23, 2021
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catherine juan

a really pretty girl that deserves the world. shes very athletic and awesome but a tad soecial at some points in her life. shes pretty cool tho!
by yassy in your mums bed June 20, 2022
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juan hernandez-rico

SomeJuan who wears a red and black jacket as he smacks me right now for writing this definition
Juan Hernandez-Rico get your red and black jacket out of the kitchen
by Fromthekid January 29, 2015
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Juan Martinez

The most common name with Mexicans, Juan mostly is the common, same with the last name. He usually likes to be in, "Jellico," and stays in the Lane. AND REALLY likes to work at the Australian Outback, makes around 106 in tips.
Exmp: Juan Martinez is so Mexican but its okay!
Exmp: Juan Martinez is going to work
by JUM124 October 26, 2025
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Juan

juan is soooo amazing. hes kind

and sweet & hes a lil bit of a flirt

but i love that abt him. He’s literally handsome and tall & his voice is sooo

nice he has that spanish accent when

he speaks so he sounds literally

angelic. he tests your patience

sometimes but im fine with it cause

im patient. Juan can be dirty minded

but he’s still the best, he’s funny and fun

to be around and his compliments are always so nice. his wavy fluffy hair and his handsome face bro he literally looks like a dream. he’s has funny humor and he's super relatable. his laugh sounds soo nice and his smile is literally the bestt. plus hes one of those guys who literally just has a soft spot for you and acts different around literally everyone else. hes loyal and looks for you out of all the crowd.

in general if you have the type of juan i have you gotta be blessed to have him bc hes amazingg and will literally treat you like a princessss 🙏🏽
friend 1: whos that guy over there
me: oh thats Juan
friend 1: he’s probably the best
me: yea he is
by secret.userrr0 November 21, 2023
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U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
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Dirty Juan

In baseball, attacking a baseman by purposefully sliding into them when running between or stealing bases.
Bautista pulled a Dirty Juan attempting to disrupt that double play.
by channelmaniac May 17, 2016
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