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Juan

A fatass that caused earthquakes in California and leads a group of fags called killercartel oh and if he talks shit don’t confront him because he won’t be talking his shit he'll say “and so“ and walk away “
Juan:*jumps once*
California: EARTHQUAKES
by Onlymesoshutup July 9, 2019
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juan

a very cool dude ! the bestest friend and very good at minecraft B)
this language is urban dictionary language lol ily juan
by juan's best friend November 11, 2020
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Juan

Juan’s are usually the most trustworthy and loving people you will meet. Loyal to a fault. They enjoy having those hard conversations but keep things light-hearted. Addressing past unresolved trauma, eating the best food this world has to offer(preferably with truffles) listening to great music and watching good movies is part of their love language. Their friends are their family and their family are their friends. They're in their most natural habitat outdoors next to a mountain or a body of water. Great temperament but can be very confrontational. If you're there for Juan(one) during a hard time they will be there for yours forever. God wasn't sure how Juan’s would work out but they didn't turn out so bad after all. If you don't like to laugh, don't approach a Juan!
Who's that guy eating truffle pasta and talking about trauma? Oh that just Juan don't mind him.
by Truffle Trio November 23, 2021
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Juan roi

‘Juan’ as a Chinese phrase to describe those being super competitive and extremely hardworking among people such as colleagues or classmates. When a juan person is near you, he will work overtime everyday and make the boss feel that you are not hardworking.
Roi is the French word for ‘king’.
Juan roi is a juan person in France or Quebec region.
Oh you are truly a Juan Roi! You work 80 hours a week! For what?
by Hanabi026 November 25, 2021
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Juan

If you name Pilar send nudes to Juan
Juan = Dick of a horse
by Pepito grillo November 22, 2021
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Juan

Has a whale cock! Fucking hot. He has MASSIVE BALLS! His cock is like a dragon. Sexy Beast.
Oh shit it’s Juan, the guy who has a whale cock and MASSIVE BALLS
by Whale cock and massive balls November 22, 2021
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Juan From Ultimate

Juan is the ultimate nab and is jealous of pitcher cuz pitcher is just better. Juan sucks and umm ye thats it.
Person1: I met a extremely jealous person.
Scorpio: Yea they must be Juan From Ultimate
by ScorpioWyd March 24, 2021
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