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Rotten Job

when a guy is getting a blow job behind a dumpster at a fast food place, or vise versa a guy eating out a girl behind a dumpster.
damn Myra you gave me a good rotten job.
by gabeezy swag November 14, 2011
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JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013
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Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.
When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job
by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015
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peel job

Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."
Okay, kid, let's see what we got... Sweet! Peel job.
by Lemongelo Jackson May 1, 2009
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slime job

Using another guys semen as lube while jacking off.
Gay locker room conversation. .. Cory " Man, Luke L. has the slickest semen for a slime job." Nick "Ya, I know."
by toolroom October 20, 2015
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Kabob job

When a girl has a piercing with the circumference that is equivalent to the width of a males genitalia on her cheek (either one or both sides) and then proceeds to give sloppy toppy through the cheek hole
I was completely wasted at this party and got an immaculate kabob job from this random girl
by Blue taki September 18, 2020
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Laugh Job

The act of giving a handjob and giggling.
My chick was so high last night that she ended up giving me a laugh job.
by H the Molester July 8, 2011
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