sneaking jesus

One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.

''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''

by Spunky Punch February 02, 2010

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jesus dan

our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵

person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy

by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019

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Horseback Jesus

A person who resides in an area who is well known by locals and can often be seen around the place

"Oh look at that guy over there I saw him the other day as well"
"Oh yes he lives here, he's our horseback Jesus"

by 2167 December 20, 2020

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buff jesus

appears in The Amityville Horror(1979) portrayed by James Brolin

What would Buff Jesus do???

by Kit Falco August 30, 2009

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K-Jesus

A person who helps kids with their issues about life and peer pressure. Ususally this person is very attractive and smart and spiritually deep...like Oprah and Jesus, combined into one fine human being.

Allie needed help with peer pressure so she called up her K-Jesus.

by Kandy is ur momma May 30, 2009

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