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Jeff

Jeff’s are typically good ole boys. They like to pick pepperonis off of their pizzas and lick each one seductively before popping each one in their mouth.

A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.
Jeff fingered my spinach artichoke dip before passing it to me across the table .
by Frodo Hoofenstein November 23, 2024
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Jeff

The act of being incredibly fat. Often refers as a human pedophile. Frequent intake of loli porn.

Often talks in difficult vocabulary due to the frequent activity of drowning itself in movie marathons and fapping”

Is gay.
Damn bro! shes like 10. You’re such a Jeff!”

“Ew, you’re so gay. Dont be a jeff.”
by dinthewhale October 26, 2022
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jeff beansauce

someone who is very sexy, hot and attractive.

also the ultimate annoyance of ess (erics support server) eric golde shitty brat
also hates eric golde
Person One: BROOOO!!! DID you hear about jeff beansauce???
jeff beansauce: i am jeff beansauce
Person One: Wait what, its all jeff beansauce ?
jeff beansauce: always has been motherfricka
Dani: oh you dont know what karlson is?
*chuckles*
jeff beansauce: im in danger..
by Mansarrd June 30, 2022
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Jeff

This boy WHITE. Fan of Eminem, movie theater popcorn, Disney world (unironically), amateur film critic, bobble head enthusiast, got a cat as a best friend (and she a real bitch). Party trick: changing the channel with his toes.
“Jeff paid $650 to see a twenty one pilots concert in Tampa
by Red Flaming Hero November 25, 2021
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Good Job Jeff

An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…

And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by Herky da Hawk February 21, 2024
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Jeff the land shark

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark
by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025
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namma jeff

How one responds to a intricate question
Friend: you like that girl dude?
You: NAMMA JEFF
by Aja coccx June 22, 2018
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