mary jane

mary janeing someone is when your three friends drop by for a threesome but ur already in bed with their moms

luke- “sup cristina u ready for a great mary jane?”
aleko- “i’m down to get f r e a k y”
xander- “imma be on that thang”
luke-“AGHH WHY R U FCKING MY MOM?”
aleko- “HEY MY MOM AND XANDERS R THERE TOO”
xander- “ whatever i’m down”

by themonsterunderurbed June 14, 2025

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Jane if she slayed

Adjective: Camp; ironic but it lowkey works; typically used to describe something that shouldn’t inherently work but it does

Aubrey is about to drop a new phrase and it’s kinda catchy. It’s so Jane if she slayed.

“Omg that old lady is strutting around in baby tees. That is so Jane if she slayed core.”

by Luna Rodent April 16, 2024

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Jane Bailey

A milf who is commonly attracted to people by the names of Lui gore, Sean Roberts, Charlie Sherwood or even Daniel Rigby. She is a wonderful woman who everyone has great respect for and we appreciate everything she does. Thanks Jane, we love you

Yeno tha Jane Bailey

Ye she’s the one that slept with all the monkey ball cock suckers

(Hannah says) That’s boss tha

by Ben Leneghan April 28, 2024

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charlie jane hoffarth

a massive but skinny legend that many adore. she may also go by CJ.

“you are such a charlie jane hoffarth!”

by squishmallowluvr May 5, 2024

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mary jane

a short definition of the word and substance marijuana

friend: what were you doing yesterday?
me: i was doing that Mary jane

by mah-di-wanna May 10, 2024

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Mary Jane

The only one there during yo hard times homie. Fuck the drugs fuck the hoes fuck everyone. All you need is yo besfren. She'll make you laugh constantly and make yu feel better when u sad and shit

Crystal: ayo homie have yu tried fuckin with Mary Jane??
Me: Ye she a real one. Best shit in history of forever

by yobobfye May 13, 2024

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