shoe barron

one who steals the shoes of others.

Wheres my shoes??? adam has them!! SHOE BARRON! SHOE BARRON!

by lewis smith aka wakko November 23, 2007

shoe gang

Shoe gang is when a group of good friends have matching shoes. Most of the time the shoes in the shoe gang are adidas all stars.

Waddup shoe gang

by Afriendofajanobo December 28, 2018

Grandma Shoes

An Adjective for describing the highest form of bad assery.

"When I grow up i'm going to be Mexican, I'll get my first period that sh*t will be Grandma shoes."

by Dentalmirror September 1, 2012

shoe memory

(n) Used commonly in public restrooms. Shoe memory is the memory used to subtly find out who was in the stalls of a public restroom. Simply by looking and remembering which shoe was in which stall (doing whatever) one can point that person out to friends later on.

Examples:

"Dude it was totally him making all the fart noises."
"The converses?"
"No man, the Jordans"
"How can you tell?"
"I've got great shoe memory."
"Lolololololol"

by iillilil June 23, 2009

wang shoes

A condom.

Dude, I need a shoe for my wang before I can hit that.

by dinomite October 29, 2003

spiked shoes

women's fashionable footwear characterized by a a tall narrow heel

After too many cocktails, she balanced precariously in her spiked shoes, hoping she wouldn't she wouldn't embarrass herself by falling face first in front of everyone.

by bemewsed March 27, 2015

Shoe-Shined

When she cleans your cock right up, making it look like spongebob’s squeaky clean boots.

She cleaned my cock right up, shoe-shined it.

by The cock cleaner March 25, 2020