Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 9, 2024

Lay

Lay is a word for extremely skilled fortnite players. It comes from an inside joke of the Fortnite E Sports scene where bad players "get laid", so good players are the ones who "lay".

You're so good, one day you'll be a Lay!

by CheesyKirah December 1, 2022

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

lay hong

The presence of a huge Chinese limp dick.

Wow Buk Lao has a major Lay Hong.

by Faggotmichael6969gayway May 15, 2016

lai lai

lai lai is a greeting commonly used in the game Lost Ark. It can mean all sorts of things, usually with very positive connotations, however most people recognize it as a constant reminder of the existential dread that is eating them up from the inside as well as the agonizing pain they feel when whiping to Argos for the 5th consecutive time.

lai lai everyone!

by FLOROID May 16, 2022

Lay kay

Lay Kay means a person has no emotions and is very boring

Jeff is very Lay Kay, i told him a joke and he didnt care! :(

by Ally16 April 26, 2019

Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022