Tumblr Hipster

One who reblogs photos of beautiful girls in skimpy clothes doing dumb things

Tumblr Person #1: What type of blog do you have?
Tumblr Person #2: Hipster you!
Tumblr Person #1: Oh... You`re a tumblr hipster... Bye

by kendallandkyliejenner January 8, 2012

Cultural Hipster

Taking self-esteem from having gained trivial knowledge of a foreign culture, and using that knowledge to act pompous or superior to others.

Mary: Most American's would never eat goose liver.
Dave: Please stop being a cultural hipster.

by Paddy5216 May 26, 2015

Padlocked Hipster

When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck

We should go do a Padlocked hipster

by M/L/E March 6, 2011

Hipster Overlord

Error: can't be defined, you just know it when you see it.

Holy shit I've seen some hispters in my day but that is a hipster overlord.

by Bitch Tits 211 August 23, 2011

Edgy hipster

Known as a mega faggot and a big douchebag. Thinks to be as a big jocky but in real life, just a sad man child who prey on kids. Usually faps twice a day to hentai and furries. Mostly lives in their parents basement and praises to stupid ass memes. So, technically has no life and is just seeking for dildos they can just use.

OMG he is such an edgy hipster like keemstar!

by Konostrphy garbanza August 1, 2016

Grief Hipster

A grief hipster is someone who, upon the death of a celebrity/well known public figure, will profess "Well, I don't give a shit they died. And you know what? This obscure other person died and nobody but me cared!" to show that not only are you being a sheep for being upset a public figure died but that they found someone more obscure to mourn than you.

Grief Hipster: "You're upset Witney Houston died? Well did you know about {insert totally obscure soldier who died in the Iraq War's name}? He died the same day and you don't see millions of people upset about it! I'm better at grieving than you are because I knew he died and you didn't!"

by Grief Hipster April 14, 2012

Metrosexual Hipster

Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.

"Ian Hecox is gay because he is a metrosexual hipster"

by NationalPokedex December 25, 2012