Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles

"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"

by DaggerCat February 26, 2014

hatingness

The act of hating

Her hatingness has reached a dangerously high level

by the bombbbbb June 6, 2015

Hawkings

That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.

Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings

by TheHawkMeister February 12, 2017

having a warren

cocking up a simple task in an amusing manner

Liz was having a Warren when she put her shoes on the wrong feet and tripped over in a slapstick fashion.

by Welly May 25, 2017

having a curry

Eating food of an Asian origin usually a korma, tikka or a masala

oi Dave fancy having a curry you fat prick

by The cheese grator June 12, 2017

Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.

Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male

Person #1: Oh god

by tunasaladwithpinchofsalt July 28, 2017

haringhuizen

a super small village in the Netherlands als defined as loser village. Only loser live in Haringhuizen

Dude you live in Haringhuizen?!? LOSER!!!

by Luke the beest December 4, 2017