Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal

Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

davan grizelj

he thinks his a 10 but in reality he's a 6

davan grizelj is a mug

by apkdpkfsfsdfsfs November 27, 2022

Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Content guidelines

A list of useless information that no one reads. Like, you won't do that stuff anyway, right?

These content guidelines are sooooo long that I'll skip them.

by yesssssssssssssssooooo March 24, 2023

dirty Guinevere

Having plain missionary sex with a wood chipper while screaming gay slurs at the top of your lungs. Whilst juggling big black dildos.

1:Man my junk is destroyed.

2:why
1: I did a dirty Guinevere

by ThatTiredKid April 3, 2023

Aliyah & Gizelle

Aliyah and gizelle are 2 raw best friends, they don't know what they would do without each other, the complement each other very well and there bond is unbreakable💘♾️.

Aliyah & Gizelle are bsf for ever .

by Best friends 4L . May 18, 2023

Beyonce gizelle Knowles Carter

An American singer an superstar an millionaire

Do u know beyonce gizelle Knowles Carter yea she's the queen of all time.

by Alonceking600 August 8, 2024