porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

by BearlySexual December 27, 2015

lemon grass water

the smell of urine after the consumption of asparagus

Man it smells like lemon grass water in here

by een181 June 11, 2016

itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude

by MaNiggaYouJustGotRoasted May 16, 2016

Suspicious Grass

The good kush.

My dad held out a baggie of my weed and said “Care to explain this suspicious grass, Son?”

by Merpedewerpe June 2, 2018

mowing grass

The act of having sex.

Me and Monica was mowing grass last night.

by Bedfordforrest May 21, 2020

Guy grass

When you deep throat a man so deep, that his pubic hair is absorbed into your mouth as well.

One of the Smart Kids favorite activities is to Guy Grass each other.

by DigBick NTS July 9, 2021

red grass

when an idiot proposes a dumb question.

bro that's such a red grass moment..

by shmoopy doopy February 24, 2022