Glass Bottomed Boat

This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat" upon) Person B lays under a glass top coffee table while looking up. Person A takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. Thus simulating being "pooped on" without all the mess. (I belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .

"After we scored few lines of coke off my glass topped coffee table, I climbed under it and had my "lover" straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. Her ass opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy turd over my face. I licked the glass as if I were a fish under a "glass bottomed boat"

by Morbog September 27, 2004

casual glass of wine

a nonformal glass of wine. AKA, CGOW

George indulged in his biweekly casual glass of wine Tuesday afternoon.

by gurl1929929192919010011010 May 5, 2010

these aren't my glasses

A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.

May also logically extent to breasts.

Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.

Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.

by Moogle Earth January 24, 2013

cum shot glasses

Large sunglasses worn by women to protect their eyes from facial cum shots.

Look at the CSG's on her!
I love a great pair of cum shot glasses!

by Fergal feckitt May 23, 2016

Glass Ass Bitch

To be a weak, spineless, fragile, delicate little bitch.

I don't know, why don't you solve world hunger you glass ass bitch!

by Not-a-glass-ass-bitch July 3, 2018

glass pipe fallacy

An argument so incoherent that it could only be proposed by someone on crack

I don't know what that guy was on, buy his arguments for being a theist were a complete glass pipe fallacy

by WetMooseKnuckle May 21, 2017

Bumblebee-Glass Theory

You cannot directly compare general quality between two shows or movies that are of vastly different genres. No reasonable person would make a direct comparison between The Mummy and Shindler's List. There must be similarities in the goals or genres of the films.

The name derives from an argument between three individuals in which one stated that the general quality of "Bumblebee" and "Glass" cannot be directly compared.

"Bumblebee was so much better than glass."
"Dude, they are completely different movies, I shall invoke the bumblebee-glass theory."

by Feegtionary March 27, 2021