rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes

John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010

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James Gates

Milf lover and and a professional Afl player who enjoys a blumkin.

You seen that bloke on tinder?

Yeah I wanna be like James Gates one day

by walkA1 May 2, 2022

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gates

someone who is miles better that Garret, In every way shape and form. He also has a way better Life

Fuck Garrett, Gates is awesome.

by Fuckyougarrett March 3, 2022

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Gate

A gorgeous woman in her 20's who often has explosive psychotic episodes and an unstable/unpredictable demeanor similar to an American alligator. She has a ravenous appetite for live male meat, and she frequently performs multiple death rolls during sexual intercourse.

There is no way I could handle that chic I met at the bar last night, she was a hell of a fuck, but she is a straight gate.

by Mastergater June 4, 2018

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