jet fucked

beyond jet lagged

hey how jet lagged are you man?

dude i'm not jet lagged i'm jet FUCKED

by evo interpol October 14, 2008

fucked up like jerry's kids

so inebriated that while in the bed next to your girlfriend, you piss on yourself

I was so fucked up like jerry's kids, and even after i washed the sheets that bitch kicked me out!

by batash August 4, 2008

fucked the duck

Melanie's term for fucking up to an incredible extent.

" Dude, you really fucked the duck on that one "

by lostboysisanamericanclassic May 24, 2009

Fucked It

To make a mistake that has significant negative consequences on your life. Usually done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

“I got so drunk last night and completely fucked it!”

“Wait a minute, I might have fucked it.”

“You fucked it!”

by Downtownfunkymalone January 1, 2020

Kentucky Fucked Chicken

A sexual act where a male with a KFC bucket will put out a deep fried leg and the proceed to penetrate the girl with it, He will then bite the chicken and lick his fingers (Finger lickin' Good)

Can also be down between two females

I gave your sister a Kentucky Fucked Chicken last night, she got pissed when I didn't leave any chicken left for her.

by Dsiund February 6, 2015

I fucked my brother

Just making this for the mug

Mug I fucked my brother

by Mrs President December 27, 2021

Cheez-It Fucked

The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.

Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?

Guy 1: White cheddar.

Guy 2: Bitchin.

by Mik2837 February 2, 2009