front yard pig bath

You have sex with a girl from behind and right after you finish you donkey punch her. you then Hog-Tie her. Now You take a shit on her and smear it around. An extra step can be taken, but must only be used when at a party or function with many people. You Take her outside and leave her in the front yard. (put gloves on) No one will want to touch her, so she has to be hosed off outside by her friends. while everyone watches.
After I was done with Sara i got the guys to help me give her a front yard pig bath, and we thought it was halarious. Her parents did not
by CBCHS07 January 6, 2005
mugGet the front yard pig bathmug.
Business: confident, presentable, serious

Party: At ease, hanging loose, flowing, always ready for a good time...
After winning the world championship lawnmower races, Earl shouted "Business up front party in the back!" with his dirty-greasy mullet flowing in the breeze. Meanwhile his competitors stood to the side cowering in defeat.
by Ryan Michael R November 19, 2007
mugGet the business up front party in the backmug.
Josh gets naked in front of bryce is a common phenomenon so if your name is josh and you see a bryce get naked in front of them.. please
Woah there’s a josh and a bryce maybe josh gets naked in front of bryce
by Thefuckthismeans? September 3, 2021
mugGet the Josh gets naked in front of Brycemug.
don't pretend to be someone you're not. Don't lie about how much you can do to impress someone.
Common home boy bitches like me don't front
by B.L.M.D.F September 27, 2022
mugGet the bitches like me don't FRONTmug.
A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.
Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...

Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?

Lou : Please don't talk to me...
by fannahmontana October 9, 2014
mugGet the Moose Tracks in your front yardmug.

Holla Front, GET CRAZY!

almost the same as "Holla Back", but used to end a convo. with more spice.
person one: iight im out
person two: aiight one
Person one: Holla Front, GET CRAZY!
by Jay-j May 7, 2003
mugGet the Holla Front, GET CRAZY!mug.
If you see these dogs in your front yard, just know someone's upstairs clapping
you see these dogs in your front yard, just know upstairs I'm going hard. BING BONg
by idkman77777777 December 11, 2021
mugGet the you see these dogs in your front yardmug.

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