Jesus Christburger

Extreme confusion or happiness beyond normal words

Jesus Christburger you guys, i have glitter on my dick

by Smokahontus January 3, 2011

Jesus bread

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.

"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"

by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013

sneaking jesus

One who is god like in the art of sneaking into queues or other such waiting situations. Also if they are proficient in the act of stealing the last of any given item of value.

''That guy just stole the last parking space. What a sneaking jesus!''

by Spunky Punch February 2, 2010

Hooked on Jesus

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify

She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus

by glorray February 20, 2010

Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

buff jesus

appears in The Amityville Horror(1979) portrayed by James Brolin

What would Buff Jesus do???

by Kit Falco August 30, 2009

Jesus Louisus

An expansion of jeez Louis. Used in bewilderment or frustration, but normally in a humorous tone.

"Jesus Louisus, how many words are in this urban dictionary!?"

"Will you hurry up? Jesus Louises!"

by Frostkat December 30, 2020