Breakfast of Champions

That white shit that the crew in the Matrix eat.

"Here 'ya go buddy, Breakfast of Champions."

by Meik April 2, 2003

Moroccan Breakfast

The act of anal sex with internal ejaculation followed by a excretion of the semen and feces directly into a hot frying pan with and subsequently mixed with an egg. The anal sex recipient is then forced to eat the egg/semen/feces mix.

I gave her a Moroccan Breakfast!

by Scott Smiler November 20, 2007

Breakfast Punch

A punch straight in the rectum that the one receives when they:

a. Agree to make breakfast but are too slow at cooking it or

b. Refuse to make breakfast altogether.

When giving a breakfast Punch you must loudly yell "where's my breakfast?" when giving them the Fist of Glory.

It considered an insult to smackback after receiving a breakfast punch.

Also known as a "Morning Fist of Glory"

"Grandma was to slow pouring the milk into my cereal, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

"My wife wouldn't get up and make me pancakes, so I gave her a breakfast punch"

by asbellonibloods June 3, 2009

Breakfast Club

A kind of teenish style dressing kind of sporty (mainly blue) Has a backwards hat, blonde curly hair, and muscular looking.

Look at that kid over there, he's such a breakfast club

by SoapMeth September 30, 2011

second breakfast

It happens after a very heavy night of drinking when your stomach can't handle your first breakfast and decides you should taste it all over again.

guy #1: Ya, I had a great night out until I decided bacon and eggs were the way to go.
guy #2 with excitement: Uhg! I did that once and I had a second breakfast 3 minutes later. I got it all over me.
guy #1 sheepishly: Me too. It smelled like olives and beer.

by Seismo August 4, 2007

Steak for breakfast

when you preform oral on a girl right after givi her a "sawmill"

dude i just had steak for breakfast and it was kinda wet and spicy

by Steven Salazar 3rd February 4, 2005

portugeese breakfast

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and cracks two eggs and oils the woman's behind with hands and penis and when the booty is nice and oily resume anal sex.
(also may include one of the partners simutaniously 69 a Pinata lol)

My girl was feeling kind of kinky, and asked me to treat her to a portugeese breakfast.

by kz424 January 13, 2008