FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

When a girl gets dick whipped and can't think about any other dick.

Yo, Rachel is back with her ex?? Even though he cheated on her?? Yes, bit she suffers from FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

by Tylg2999 October 1, 2017

the first of the 388y18321u891823130182309820398

If you typed this exactly as it is you are a god.

the first of the 388y18321u891823130182309820398 is random numbers and letters.

by pohtato April 12, 2019

first amendment auditor

Someone with no time on her hands, and no job that wants to annoy people

I am a first amendment auditor. And I have nothing better to do.

by Obamagame June 30, 2023

Milk first

Ur an evil person if you pour the milk before the cereal. So stop it... >:(

HOW DARE YOU POUR THE MILK FIRST

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE123 May 15, 2019

first gear

adjective: a lazy, drifting shuffle, usually performed by directionless, lower class people who have total lack of ambition and an oblivious disregard for people in a hurry. Commonly seen in parking lots, busy intersections, and Wal-Mart.

"Can you believe the crackhead driving that hoopty snatched my parking space 'cause those biatches was strolling across the lot in first gear?"

"Dayam!! I'll never make this light with those losers crossing the street in first gear. Get a fucking job!"

by psychobabble July 29, 2008

first corn

What you scream out the day after you and your buddies were eating corn, so you can show them the corn in your crap.

Yes!!!! I got first corn bitches!

by Austin Way October 21, 2005

Portuguese first class

noun: a coach bulkhead seat, i.e., no other seats in front of you so you have some extra legroom.

I was on the redeye to NYC and I got bumped to Portuguese first class.

by elhelmete November 10, 2006