Fountain of youth

When a girl swallows your baby juice or takes it on her face.

She’s been complaining that she’s getting older. Then I told her to try a little of my fountain of youth to help “slow down the aging”

by MMMagic Man July 25, 2018

Fountain Mountain

A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall

I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.

by Wolfpack0811 August 14, 2018

funt

when the pussy is dry asf and smells like dead fish

dude I hooked up with your girl yesterday and when I pulled down her pants she had a funt and I almost passed out, it smelled terrible

by PBJsandwich27 August 24, 2018

Fountain of sneezes

A fountain of sneezes is when you sneeze so much that a pool of snot begins to form in the area that you sneeze.

Dude I had a fountain of sneezes, there was a pool of snot in my elbow

by I can’t think of a name now oK September 23, 2018

Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.

Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.

by FScottFitzgayreld September 30, 2018

Fluntering

A mixture of fucking with and having banter with a person

“U have a big head” Don’t worry I’m only joking I’m just fluntering with you

by Googlecreator November 18, 2018

Funt

Pulling your foreskin forward enough to emulate a vagina and having another man fuck it

Darryl and I had a good funt last night

by Funt Expert January 27, 2019