Nostalgia Fairy

A theorized source of the euphoria that suddenly fills your porous body, as you come across a relic of sorts that helped define you as an adult.

"I'm going to stay in the house I grew up in for a few nights over Christmas. The Nostalgia Fairy is gonna rape me, man"

by Bricks On Molly December 13, 2012

juice fairy

Giving a large amount of juice to random people

Josh is such a juice fairy.

by stuffysubet April 8, 2013

Can Fairy

A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.

Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.

I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.

by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013

Confusion Fairy

A person closely related to the Fuck up Fairy who creates confusion and general misunderstanding where ever they go. Unwittingly creates and maintains, and bestows the state of confusion, where there was calm and understanding before they visited

It was all clear, we had all understood what was going on, till the confusion fairy visited and we were all in a state of disarray.

by CreakingDoor January 28, 2015

Skeeter Fairy

She cums when you're asleep and so do you....the girl that causes wet dreams...

Synonyms: cum guzzler, sperm dumpster, your mom, Kylie Jenner, Kim kardashian

Antonyms: fuck boy, Susan Boyle, Hilary Clinton, Your own mom, Bruce Jenner

Related words: skeet, skeeter, cum dumpster, dream girl, fairy

Misspellings: sketer fairy, skeet fairy, skeeter face, skeeter fair, skeet fair

Cole was visited by the skeeter fairy last night.

Tommy was such a skeeter fairy.

by Mlyost May 2, 2015

Dingle-fairy

A species of fairies that are known for hanging off of or being near buttocks. Known for their high pitched voices and eating feces. Can be used as an adjective for people as well.

I was playing counter strike yesterday and there was some dingle-fairy in the lobby.

by FaekNome June 17, 2015

gloat fairy

Fascist rude neighbour with a god complex. S.s.s.o.b. Standard Subaru. Sob. Prone to mating with donkey faced pseudo female types. Calmungry boydugikly

Dent head is a real gloat fairy

by belaDonay November 27, 2016