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east tennessee

Beautiful part of Tennessee with hard working mountain folks, gorgeous scenery, large amounts of history. First frontier of the U.S.
We left West Tennessee because it was ugly and moved to East Tennessee.
by PNC February 27, 2009
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East Coast Chic

One is considered East Coast Chic if they dress in a classic preppy style and always to seem neatly put together (in a sophistocated but not snooty way).
by # 1 Beso April 5, 2005
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take you to the middle east

a reference to current conflict in the world, when a parent or sibling tells a child that they will be taken to the middle east, it is like telling them they will be sold into slavery or the boogie man will get them. Usually ment to scare them into doing something.
"If you dont brush your teeth the bad man will take you to the middle east!"

"NOOOOO!!!!"
by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007
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Eastern Michigan University

A "second tier" public university in Ypsilanti, Michigan, Eastern Michigan University (EMU) is renowned as the number one producer of quality K-12 educators in the midwest. EMU also boasts excellent nursing, educational leadership, art, graphic design, dietetics and health administration programs, as well as most standard baccalaureate degrees. Eastern is also home to the most robust online education program of any four-year institution in Michigan, and possibly the midwest. EMU has an average enrollment of 23,000 students.

Despite its prestige in certain areas of study, the current university administration is intent on running any semblance of academic development into the ground by investing in a doomed division I football program, trading academics for (unlikely) success in the athletic arena. Recommended that you avoid until the board of regents gets their head out of their ass and realizes that Eagle football doesn't mean shit to anyone at EMU, let alone prospective students.
School principal: "I see here you were educated and certified at Eastern Michigan University. You're hired!"

EMU Grad: "Sweet!"
by EMUROX August 22, 2011
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Werewolf Easter

A Holiday created by angry White Anglo Saxon Protestants in response to all the fake holidays that other religions use to get several extra days off from work annually. This holiday celebrates the resurrection of Christ....as a Werewolf. The celebration typically occurs six weeks before the first Monday of August, and lasts approximately two weeks. This two week Holiday allows the practitioner to watch the entire Wimbledon Championships without worrying about work days interfering with NBC's asinine television scheduling.

On the last day of Werewolf Easter, Werewolf Christ returns from the dead to do two things for the younger followers:

1) He delivers wicker baskets full of Werewolf eggs, and hides said baskets in the most whimsical of places.
2) He scratches their friggen faces off while they sleep.

Werewolf Easter typically accounts for one of every five childhood deaths in North America each year.
Boss: "Have a nice weekend! I'll see you Monday morning, bright and early!"
Me: "Oh no you won't! Wimble-I mean, Werewolf Easter starts this weekend!"
Boss: "What the fuck? You actually believe in that crazy Werewolf shit?"
(Werewolf jumps out from behind watercooler and eats Boss, starting with the face)
by Brad Parrack May 17, 2006
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East Longmeadow

A town east of Longmeadow. Smaller & poorer than Longmeadow, but they are often mistaken for the same place. Seen as a rich town with good schooling. A town where you can find genuine people if you pick threw the spoiled white trash. Famous for a seven way intersection that outsiders will never understand and will likely cause an accident. Just like every other small town there is nothing to do there, except for the carnival in the center of town that gets progressively worse each year.
" Wanna go hang out in East Longmeadow?"

"...no, there's nothing to do there."

"word."
by hahasorry April 18, 2011
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east

V. to murk or do sumething amazingly awsome. EASTED it, EASTING it
Flaco: ayy mike u wanna play black ops?
Mike: iight ill play
Zak & Asiel: damn flaco, dat boy mike is gunna EAST dat shit
by arab mike April 1, 2011
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