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Earth

The messed up planet that's third from the Sun
Facts:
Earth is the only known planet with life
Earth is the only planet that humans have set foot on
Earth's oceans cover 75% of its surface
Earth's atmosphere is 92 times thinner than Venus's.
Earth is the only planet with furries, people, cats and thermos.
Earth is screwed up, man.
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Earth

It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.
Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?

Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.
by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019
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Earthing

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.
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round earth

Person 1: u know the we living on a round Earth
Person 2: nigga wtf
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Retrograde Earth

A world where Earth spins from East to west, and where many other things are reversed
On Retrograde Earth, the Sun rises in the west, the Sun sets in the east, spiders are scared of humans, workers can fire their bosses, criminals arrest cops, Ukraine invades Russia, and men are held to unrealistic beauty standards.
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Cutest mf on earth

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