Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.

Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.

by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019

Dumpster queef

A foul smelling vaginal explosion of gas commonly resulting from poor feminine hygiene. Similar to the odor of a dumpster on a hot August afternoon.

Dude, she dumpster queefed me while I was inside her!

by SuicideJimmyD2! June 10, 2019

Cum Dumpster

Another term for a daycare

Mark: I just dropped my kids off at the cum dumpster
Mary: Thanks Honey

by penispoopyhead May 12, 2019

Cum dumpster

Cum dumpster also known as taylor sister tamzin.
Note:be careful while entering tamzin that shit filled with the fucking black plague

Cum dumpster

by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019

Dumpster frying

An insult of an aroma of cooking food comparable to that of a Dumpster frying large amounts of food in it filled with Broth and Water... Acting as a giant, bacteria infested, pot of sorts, Filling the pot with chickens, pieces of mystery meat and possibly human parts. This method is typically used in school kitchens to prepare food for students.

A shitty smell wafts up the hallway during a passing period at school
Student 1 : "What is that awful smell? Is the cafeteria making something shitty for lunch I suppose?"
Student 2 : "Yep, I know that smell anywhere. It's a dumpster frying.
Student 1 : "Damn."

by grandest of autismo October 10, 2019

Cum dumpster

A lady or gentleman or person who enjoys having cum inside or on them, It is usually a turn on for said person. They’re mostly feared by the incels.

George says he’s a cum dumpster because he loves sucking cum all the time.

by Capital duh August 28, 2019

Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018