by Jayy~Sky November 1, 2012
Get the Douchébag mug.Someone who throws others under the bus. Takes advantage of children. A snake unworthy of walking this earth.
I think I'll be a douchebag today and pretend my kid is mentally retarded.
Don't mind the crimes I am committing; I'm just a douchebag.
Don't mind the crimes I am committing; I'm just a douchebag.
by Anon911 October 12, 2014
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A person who is incredibly insecure and overcompensates with an obnoxious attitude. They think everyone likes them, but they're really the scum of humanity
A: "Zack randomly tried to make out with my girlfriend the other day!"
B: "God, he's such a douchebag"
B: "God, he's such a douchebag"
by Zach192105 June 15, 2015
Get the douchebag mug.That guy seen in almost every movie which includes some form of corporate company; that one well-dressed and successful office douchebag who is on top of the food chain.
Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Some you may have seen:
- Bill Lumbergh (Gary Cole), "Office Space"
- Luis Litt (Rick Hoffman), "Suits"
- Howard Hamlin (Patrick Fabian), "Better Call Saul"
- Therman (Zach Galifianakis), "Dinner for Schmucks"
- Donnie Azoff (Jonah Hill), "The Wolf of Wall Street"
Jim - "Hey, Sean. I was passing by the water machine yesterday and did you see Carl's attitude towards Bryce Man, he is such an office douchebag. And the way he parades around like an alpha male and smiles."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."
Sean - "Yeah, man. He even smells like one too."
Jim - "What would an office douchebag smell like?"
Sean - "Like spicy musk, something like that."
Jim - "Ah, I get you."
by AJollyGoodJester May 14, 2016
Get the office douchebag mug.ok, douchebag reminds the German word WASCHLAPPEN (washrag or flannel)...
1. A person who is living for the others and the image they might have of him. A conformist and empty personality, finally filled up with everything which is not linked with his real personality. His real personality is hidden behind the illusion of his constructed one, and appears when others catch it out... which makes of him a double douchebag
2. a person who risks nothing but pretends to risk everything
3. a person dominated by another person, animal or thing
4. a person, being too soft, soft boiled and unable to make his own decisions.
1. A person who is living for the others and the image they might have of him. A conformist and empty personality, finally filled up with everything which is not linked with his real personality. His real personality is hidden behind the illusion of his constructed one, and appears when others catch it out... which makes of him a double douchebag
2. a person who risks nothing but pretends to risk everything
3. a person dominated by another person, animal or thing
4. a person, being too soft, soft boiled and unable to make his own decisions.
examples...
1. paris hilton (well, she became herself by imitating a person she is not, so she is a first level douchebag)/ George W. Bush - second leve douchebag
2. a wimp
3. oedipus-complexed person or fetishist
4. a real macho (because he cannot be able to communicate his problem with power and pseudo-domination) and his decisions are just based on the image of a macho he has madeup.
1. paris hilton (well, she became herself by imitating a person she is not, so she is a first level douchebag)/ George W. Bush - second leve douchebag
2. a wimp
3. oedipus-complexed person or fetishist
4. a real macho (because he cannot be able to communicate his problem with power and pseudo-domination) and his decisions are just based on the image of a macho he has madeup.
by katha August 20, 2006
Get the douchebag mug.Kanye West is the biggest douchebag ever, look at what he said: "Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time"
by zenakuten September 23, 2009
Get the douchebag mug.when a guy/girl that you're dating tells you they love you every single day and always smiles at you and then one day, they treat you like complete and utter crap and ignore you and everything nd put you through absolute hell and then you get home and have a message from them and they want to break up because apprently you should just "be friends" and you're like, "why couldn't you tell me this earlier and saved me a whole hell of alot of worry? oh and it would be nice if you wouldn't tell me you love me unless you mean it!" and then you find out that the next day, they've been telling all of your friends.
Bob: "I love you" -3 hours later- "um, let's break up"
Alice: "whatever"
---------next day--------
friend #1: "bob broke up with you?"
alice: "yup. ONLINE."
friend #1: "what a douchebag!"
---------later---------
alice: "he said he loved me"
friend #2: "he's a douchebag. of course he said he did"
Alice: "whatever"
---------next day--------
friend #1: "bob broke up with you?"
alice: "yup. ONLINE."
friend #1: "what a douchebag!"
---------later---------
alice: "he said he loved me"
friend #2: "he's a douchebag. of course he said he did"
by Im over you. get over yourself February 19, 2010
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